Mayflower lyrics

[Intro]
You can judge a bad b*tch by the hotel size
They got two pair of lips and they both tell lies

[Chorus]
Monkeyin' around the house for eight hours
But I want a crib as big as King-Kong
Lookin' at my whip, it feel like the Mayflower
I'm lookin' for a home but not for too long
She can read your mind, the girl's got real powers
She don't save a life, but save a bad night
Nothing in the world will last, it don't matter
How many good times can fit in a sad life?

[Verse 1]
My crib is a crash sight of demons and bad guys
They call me a fallen angel, really you half right
I never been no angel, not in my past life
But they always say I'm fallin' for all the same type
I fell for the brunette known in the city
Took me all around like the roles were reversed
Finally paid her back and I took her out the city
But I couldn't take the city life out of her
I'm beatin' the bottle up
I'm keepin' it on the hush
It's my vice, I'm callin' her Kamala
All them b*tches are only my friends
I got Phoebes and Rachels and even Monicas
God damn it, I'm on a run
God knows what I run from
Cold winter and the potholes what I come from
Smart family, they all know I'm the dumb one
When they talk about me they say
"No, he never does much"
[Chorus]
Monkeyin' around the house for eight hours
But I want a crib as big as King-Kong (Yeah, yeah)
Lookin' at my whip, it feel like the Mayflower
I'm lookin' for a home but not for too long (Yeah, yeah)
She can read your mind, the girl's got real powers
She don't save a life, but save a bad night (Yeah, yeah)
Nothing in the world will last, it don't matter
How many good times can fit in a sad life?

[Verse 2]
You can judge a clean soul by the trends they ignore
You can judge a good man by the friends and her core
You can judge a good event, who promotes the event
You can judge a good girl if she knows those men
(You can judge a bad b*tch by the hotel size
They got two pair of lips and they both tell lies)
You can judge a bad b*tch by the hotel size
They got two pair of lips and they both tell lies
God knows, God knows I'm the sick one
I was just a little snot nose with a big one
Blowin' out the candle just this what I wished up
Created a world for myself
Now I'm just a dumb king of a kingdom
And I'm the dictator, so they call me ill like I'm Kim-Jong
I'm not here forever so don't act like I'm 'bouta stay
If I die tomorrow, they gon' ask what I did today
I'm monkeyin' around
[Chorus]
Monkeyin' around the house for eight hours
But I want a crib as big as King-Kong (Yeah, yeah)
Lookin' at my whip, it feel like the Mayflower
I'm lookin' for a home but not for too long (Yeah, yeah)
She can read your mind, the girl's got real powers
She don't save a life, but save a bad night (Yeah, yeah)
Nothing in the world will last, it don't matter
How many good times can fit in a sad life? (How many?)

[Outro]
You can judge a bad b*tch by the hotel size
They got two pair of lips and they both tell lies