Cuppa T (live demo) lyrics

I don't like the way you talk to me like I'm a girl
Maybe because I have never been one of those
Why are you even talking to people in that tone?
I don't like the way you talk to me, don't talk to me

I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea
I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea

I don't like the way you treat me like I am a lady
Either that or patronizing like I'm a f*cking baby
I know you wouldn't talk like that if I looked like a boy
And once I do, I'll talk to you like you're my f*cking toy

I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea
I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea

I dreamt that you tripped over your shoelaces while you were telling me what to do
Everyone in the room laughed like ha ha ha
But I didn't, no I didn't
I held out my hand and I helped you off the ground and you thanked me for not laughing
And all I could think about was the fact I haven't washed my hands since the last time I went for a sh*t, and I went for a massive sh*t, you're welcome

I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea
I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea