STRAP! lyrics
by The Oozes
[Intro]
Strap!
Ah, ah, ah, strap!
[Verse]
I come customisable, adjustable, desirable
Double-sided spectacle
Ah, ah, ah-choo!
[Chorus]
10/10, would c*m again!
5 stars, 5 stars!
Full marks, full marks!
[Verse]
Smooth-faced, ribbed di*k, sucker f*ck
Bright pink, glowing, rubber duck
c*nting, fronting, bunting, cuck
Yeah, yeah, yuck!
[Chours]
10/10, would c*m again!
5 stars, 5 stars!
Full marks, full marks!
10/10, would c*m again!
5 stars, 5 stars!
Full marks, full marks!
[Bridge]
Strap, me
Strap, me
Strap, me
Strap, me
[Outro]
And the crowd goes wild!
10 million views on PornHub
I’m so plastic, it’s fantastic
10/10, would c*m again!
Suck my!