​​tiny little titties lyrics

[Intro]
Mm
Mm

[Verse 1]
I wanna be a tiny girl with tiny little titties
I would be so frickin' cute, I'd be so frickin' pretty
I wouldn't have to ask, I'd just have the things I need
One size fits all, except for me

[Verse 2]
I wanna be a party girl, a social supernova
Everyone will talk to me because they really wanna
I wouldn't have to try, it would come so naturally
One size fits all, except for me

[Chorus]
Maybe once I'm perfect
I'll be happy, I'll be f*ckable
Everyone will notice, just you wait
Maybe once I'm perfect
I'll be happy, I'll be lovable
I'll throw away the list of things I'd change

[Verse 3]
I wanna be a Barbie girl, feminine and rested
Taller than my best friend, but still under 5' 11''
I wouldn't have to unzip my pants so I could breathe
One size fits all, except for me
[Chorus]
Maybe once I'm perfect
I'll be happy, I'll be f*ckable
Everyone will notice, just you wait
Maybe once I'm perfect
I'll be happy, I'll be lovable
I'll throw away the list of things I'd change

[Outro]
I don't feel like I'm a man, I don't feel like a woman
I tried to describe myself, it turns out that I couldn't
It all ebbs and flows, every day feel differently
Burn all of my clothes, get into Scientology
Check off all the boxes, I bet I still won't be free
'Cause one size, one size
One size, one size
One size fits all, except for me