Headset model weighs just 3 oz.
Want to exponentially increase your productivity? Developed by Genius engineers, the Psychic-Kinetic Keyboard Interface (PKKI) eliminates the need to type or even speak. Simply think what you want to say and it appears instantly on-screen. Perfect for annotations or forum posts. The PKKI comes in two forms: the headset version shown above and the seat cushion version for those who have their head up their ass (shown below).
Genius Member Price: $399.95 + $29.50 S&H
The Strunk & White Elements of Style PKKI Adapter connects between your PKKI and computer, and processes your ideas into articulate thought, complete with proper spelling, punctuation and that famous Strunk & White style that's so valued by Genius Editors and Moderators. It's so easy to use, it ought to be illegal!
Genius Member Price: $339.95 + $21.50 S&H
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