No No Square lyrics

[Chorus]
"No, no, don’t touch me there"
Is what I told my uncle but he didn’t seem to care
It’s my secret little spot and I don’t wanna share
"No, no don’t touch me there"
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to know is this one simple rule
It's, "No, no don’t touch me there"
That's what I told my pastor when he’s playing with my hair
It tickles, and I'm little, and it really isn’t fair

[Verse 1]
Here are the facts
My square is not for pats
I can count to thirty-two, and I’m friends with all my cats
I’m a smart guy in a dumb situation
And nobody's gettin' off at my No-No Station
Hi, my name is Juicy
I like hanging with my friends and sipping Apple Goosey
Eating lots of burbers and hangin' with my groupies
If you’re talkin' sh*t, I'ma pull-up with the Uzi!
Sorry, I got, got a little bit carried away

[Chorus]
"No, no, don’t touch me there"
That's what I told the cabbie when I couldn't pay the fare
And also while you’re at it, can you quit the creepy stare?
"No, no, don’t touch me there"
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to know is this one simple rule
It's, "No, no don’t touch me there"
It’s a pretty simple concept if you haven't been aware
I want to be alone, I don't want a love affair
[Verse 2]
Now listen
I go to Federal prison
I’m a whole new Juicy, "No-No Edition"
No competition, "No, no permission"
Keep your hands off juicy is now your main mission
Corners, count 'em, four
You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore
Mr. Nice Guy, well, not anymore
We can be friends, but I'm not your damn whore!
Haha, sorry, guys
I really need to get that under control

[Chorus]
"No, no, don’t touch me there"
Is what I told my uncle but he didn’t seem to care
It’s my secret little spot and I don’t wanna share
"No, no don’t touch me there"
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to know is this one simple rule
It's, "No, no don’t touch me there"
"Keep your gross, old hands off my no, no square"

[Outro]
Uhm
Hi, my name is JuicyFruitSnacks
I'm a convicted felon for the three counts of desecration of gravesites
Two counts of public nudity
One time for p*ssing in the park
I am a public menace and I need to be stopped
Please, if anybody can hear this put me down
I'm a danger to you and everyone you love
"No, no, don’t touch me there"
Is what I told my uncle but he didn’t seem to care
It’s my secret little spot and I don’t wanna share
So do me a favor, and keep your fingers off the square