The Olympics lyrics

[Chorus]
It's the geriatric narcissistic oligarch Olympics
And I got a front row seat
The bank owns the car, we rent the house
But at least we paid for the street

[Verse 1]
It's the big b*tchin' bonafide baby boomer boss battle
End of '24
I just woke up in the 90s
Too bad I woke up poor

[Verse 2]
It's the AARP buy gold! JG Wentworth Super Bowl
And their parents are out of the way
So you gots a lot of explaining to do
For why you ain't got a Roth IRA

[Verse 3]
It won't be long 'til the finale
Singing Hotel California in the Holy Eternal Choir
For givin' us such amazing music
We could almost forgive you for a situation this damn dire

[Chorus]
It's the geriatric narcissistic oligarch Olympics
And we've all got a front row seat
As long as I can use the Wi-Fi
As long as I ain't gotta think