Trump Trailers lyrics

[Verse 1]
If Trump was born in the trailer park
He'd have a big ole dog with a big ole bark and a little bite
And a single-wide
And he'd tell everybody it's a double
He'd have a Stormy Daniels shelter
In case them 'nados caused some trouble

[Verse 2]
If Trump was born in the trailer park
He'd drive his daddy's old Trans-Am
Say he earned it with hard work
And he'd have a Chevy up on blocks
Bragging about how he had a big engine
He'd wear a Dale Earnhardt T-shirt
But he'd pray to Tony Stеwart

[Verse 3]
If Trump was born in the trailer park
He'd sеll all his neighbors meth
And they p*ssed him off, he'd narc
And if anybody called him a wussy
Well, he'd reach up and grab 'em by the neck
Tell 'em all to "hush," and write 'em a fat, bouncy check

[Verse 4]
If Trump was born in the trailer park
Well, he'd run for supervisor
All because some silly remarks
And he'd lose the vote, not give a damn
Run over the ballot with his dad's Trans-Am
If Trump was born in the trailer park