Independence Day lyrics
by Jesse Welles
[Verse 1]
It's Independence Day
Light a cherry bomb
And celebrate your independence
Renting in a subdivision
Blowing up your neighbor's lawn
[Verse 2]
It's Independence Day
Have an ice-cold beer
Or drink a cold White Claw
But keep it hid from your pa
Cause today ain't the day for coming out queer
[Verse 3]
Eat your hotdog and shut up
Close your eyes and thank god for beef
Hell, even free-range cows
Get fenced in somehow
To keep 'em all nice and neat
[Verse 4]
It's Independence Day
What kinda chips do you choose?
Wе got variety: cheddar cheese, sour crеam
But when you vote ya gotta pick from two
[Verse 5]
Pay your taxes and shut up
No telling what kinda bomb they'll buy
And send it in the mail
To some war-torn hell
But at least you know you know you're on the right side, hell yeah
[Verse 6]
It's Independence Day
Go down a Slip 'N Slide
And on a scale of free
From one, two, or three
Do ya think you'll make it out alive?
[Verse 7]
It's Independence Day
And I'm glad for it
I'm thankful I can say
What I want to say
And not be killed by the government