Fortnite Scam Champ lyrics

[Intro: News Report]
Now with a parenting alert about those online games, one family discovering that scammers used Fortnite to trick their teenager into revealing personal login information

[Verse 1: xixal xd]
Scam a little dumbass kid out his Fortnite account
Packed up with skins, but really I got the bigger amount
Turned off 2FA, then I motherf*ckin' signed him out
He thinks he gettin' it back, but that I really f*ckin' doubt
Tell him I'll give it back if he sends me a gift card
Then he really did, this bozo doesn't think hard
You not gettin' sh*t, all you gettin' is a sturdy block
Phishin' more accounts, would've thought this was thе Dirty Docks
Then I take pics on it and send it to thе next kid
Told him he can offer, but it better be the best bid
Then what he offered is more than I expected
I'm definitely not complaining though, I'm glad that he invested
He sends me the money and I make sure it's protected
I send him the info and he tells me it rejected
I tell him that's impossible, the account is fully tested
He says he's calling 12, tryna get my ass arrested

[Bridge: xixal xd]
Tch, tryna get my ass arrested
What you gonna do, call up your local police department and be like
This guy online stole my Fortnite account eh eh eh
Yeah, you're a little f*ckin' nerd
[Verse 2: xixal xd]
Got OG skull, black knight, recon, renegade
Drop a four of wocky in my Bacardi lemonade
Finna f*ck a b*tch so hard, finna make her pus*y wider
Droppin' on her ass with the f*ckin' Mako glider
Droppin' on her ass with all the rarest skins, ho
Takin' all these dubs, yeah you know we take the wins though
When I take your sh*t, your ego shatter like a window
Tell the young kids, get mommy's credit card info
I don't give a sh*t if they steal from their parents
As long as the money comin' in, I'm not starin'
I don't give a f*ck, PhD in not caring
Exploiting a glitch with PlayStation games sharing
Hey kid, you got cool skins, do you wanna trade?
He's afraid, that he'll get scammed, yeah, that he'll get played
Told him I got vouches, yeah yeah, I'm not here to scam
Until I took his account, locked mine, and then I ran
Oh damn

[Bridge: Mr Krabs]
Oh, boo hoo
Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin

[Verse 3: xixal xd]
His account not email verified, for me it's a f*ckin' plus
Bro didn't jump, he got kicked off the battle bus
Now he's crying to his mom, asking her to discuss
So I told his mom, come over and I'll suck on her puss
And she did, yeah I f*cked his f*ckin' mom
Call her Sloppenheimer, yeah the head she givin' me is bomb
Now I got his Fortnite and his mom sittin' in my palm
But I'm your daddy now, so I guess I'll keep the calm
But reality says I'm the Fortnite scam champ
You got better luck makin' fire with a gas lamp
I'm gonna sell your account on the dark market
How'd I get your account? Are you f*ckin' retarded?
You gotta be disabled, it's just natural selection
I got 40,000 cracked accounts in my direction
That ain't nothin' though, just more for my collection
Maybe next time you'll have better protection
[Outro: xixal xd]
Maybe next time
Not this time, though
Yeah, your sh*t's mine, buddy
GG
Back to the lobby
Bozo