di*k Pic lyrics

I did my first di*k pic, everybody. Thank you. A di*k pick is... that's a weird thing to do. I gotta say... The only reason I did... There's no reason for me to do it. I'm f*cking married. But all, all my friends are doing them, so I'm like, "What the f*ck, let me just... at least I can be part of the conversation when they're talking about their di*k pics. I can go, "Oh, yes, definitely." You know? So, I do my first di*k pick. I look back at it. There's a ghost in the background. So there's a ghost in the image, and I'm like, "I live in f*cking haunted house?" I had no idea. I want to show everybody... 'cause... what are the chances of catching that? But my di*k doesn't look... as good as I want it to look in the image. Plus, you know, the f*cking ghost was really tall, so he made my di*k not look... exact. Plus the f*cking ghost was holding a ruler next to my di*k. I was like, "What the f*ck is your problem?" to the ghost. He was like... The ghost was like, "I live here too. I like to have fun."