Station 69 lyrics
by Adam Sandler
[Intro]
That's my baby
Oh, Sandman. That's too much
Mmm
[Verse 1]
It's awfully cold in outer space today
The earth is just a tiny speck
A million miles away
I'm floating through the darkness
There's nothing much to see
And a Cosmonaut named Yuri
Is the only one with me, mmm
[Chorus]
Now we're in zero gravity
Just spinning 'round and 'round
The next thing you know I'm right side up
And Yuri's upside down
My p*nis accidentally goes in his mouth
His p*nis accidentally goes in mine
Yes, it's just another accident on station sixty-nine
[Interlude]
Ladies and gentlemen, Yuri
Hello, people of Earth
[Verse 2]
It's awfully cold In outer space tonight, yes
I sent a message back to Earth
To tell them we're alright, yes
I check the telescopes
And look for instruments to fix
But my favorite part of space
Is when we suck each other's di*ks
Absolutely
We're spinning 'round in circles
And it feels very nice
When we kiss each other's p*nis tips
It seems like paradise
We're traveling in light speed, yes
It's an intergalactic ride
Well, we used to have a monkey, remember?
But I f*cked it 'til it died
Yes, yes
[Chorus]
Yes, we're in zero gravity
Just spinning 'round and 'round
The next thing you know I'm right-side up
And I am upside down
He accidentally puts his p*nis In my mouth
And he puts his p*nis in mine
Yes, it's just another accident
It's just another thing that on purpose I did
It's, it's just, it's just another afternoon on station sixty-nine
[Outro]
Go! Go back! Go back to space! Get out of here! Take him away! What are you doing? Help him