Ode To My Car lyrics

Here we go

[Chorus]
Piece of sh*t car
I got a piece of sh*t car
That f*cking pile of sh*t
Never gets me very far

[Verse]
My car's a big piece of sh*t
Cos the shocks are f*cking shot
And my seatbelt's f*cking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
It's a piece of sh*t

I can't see through the windshield
Cos it's got a big f*cking crack
And the interior smells real bad
Cos my friend puked in the back
It's a piece of sh*t

Piece of sh*t car
Piece of sh*t car
He's got a piece of sh*t car
It sucks royal di*k
That f*ckin' pile of sh*t
100% crap
Never gets him very far
Oh, f*ck you, car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
They can bite his ass too
And I got no f*ckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it as*h*le"
You f*ckin' piece of sh*t

Piece of sh*t car
I got piece of sh*t car
He got a piece of sh*t car
Diesel gas sucks my ass
That f*ckin' pile of sh*t
That pile of metal sh*t
Never gets him very far

Oh what the f*ck did I do
What the f*ck did I do
What the f*ck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f*ck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always f*cking stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a f*cking coat hanger
What a pain in his ass
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
He never ever gets the pus*y
Hey, shut up
Piece of sh*t car
You piece of sh*t car
You got a piece of sh*t car
You piece of sh*t car
Piece of sh*t car
Bald f*ckin' tires
You got a piece of sh*t car
No rearview f*cking mirror
Piece of sh*t car
Seven different colors
You got a piece of sh*t car
f*cking rag for a gas cap
Piece of sh*t car
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
You got a piece of sh*t car
Piece of sh*t car
You got a piece of sh*t car
Piece of sh*t car
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
You got a piece of sh*t car
Cabby give me a push
Piece of sh*t car