Steve Polychronopolous lyrics

Polychronopolous

I'm a big f*ckin' di*k
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My name's Steve Motherf*cking Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw sh*t at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
f*cking two guys at a party

'Cause my name's Steve Motherf*cking Polychronopolous

I'll p*ss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you get stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
Polychronopolous
Pansy
pus*y
sh*t for brains
Douchebag

I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's ass

'Cause my name's Steve Motherf*cking Polychronopolous

And I don't care
And I don't give a sh*t

I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're f*cking wrong

Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherf*cking Polychronopolous

Deal with it

Polychronopolous