Patch Song lyrics
by Adam Sandler
A-won’t
A-you
A-dance with me
At the annual all-star a-banquet
A-we’ll
A-be
So fancy-free
At the annual all-star a-banquet
Everyone in town will be looking their best
Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast
It’s the kind of a night when your feet match
When you feel nearly five foot three!
They’ll laugh and they’ll dance
And they’ll pee in their pants
‘Cause there’s a patch at the all-star banquet
Waiting for me!