Intro lyrics
by Estee Nack
[Skit]
Fresh potatos
But they not potato chips until you slice 'em
You can slice 'em thin, or you can slice 'em thick
New potato chips are sliced thick
Of course thick means more real potato taste in each chip
With a deeper cut, more serious crunch
Look, if you want to taste to more [?]
You want a thicker potato chip, the more potato the potato chip