Well, I
Woke up this morning
And I already wanna get drunk
I was stoned the night before
And I didn't even have the drive
To wanna try to bang sl*ts
Why the f*ck do I feel like such a mutt
Put down
Thrown around
Like I was made in a laboratory
Life has always felt so f*cking boring
They always tell ya to stay lowkey
But I may have reached a point
That's gotten everyone reminiscing
I think they're probably scared
That I might have gone missing
Call me Tom Cruise
I've become a ghost to this nation
Constantly thinking my mission is impossible
If only they knew
What I've been through
And I know it doesn't seem like much
We all go through our own things
We all gotta find a way
To have the energy
To tie your shoe strings
I promise
I'm not just looking for a fling
You can google my symptoms if ya like
But it ain't gonna load
If you try to use bing
And I know I may not seem like much
f*ck, I can barely afford to take you out to lunch
I can't figure out why anyone would wanna be around me
Do I seem dangerous?
Did you get to stoned and think I was hilarious?
Is it because I'm always blaring the same music
While trying to introduce you to this new sh*t
That makes you say
"Oh sh*t, what is this?"
Is it cause my life seems like all happiness and bliss?
Well if only you knew the f*cking reason
To make a person wanna try kitty-flipping
The real reason why you became a college drop out
You think you're like Kanye now?
Straight out of school
I was a high school grad
It only took one term then I dropped out so fast
p*ssed off mom and dad so bad
There was no way to repair the damaged I had caused
Only time can do that
But I know you're scared as hell
Eating out every night at taco bell
Too poor to afford anything else
This all feels so terrible
But you realized, from a young age
Nothing really matters
Not in a minute
A second
Or even an hour
They told me you don't have a future
You're such a f*cking loser
If I ain't cool then just call me pretty fly
Cause I'm about to be the come back kid from the future
And this mic drop might hurt ya
Plus I can't really afford to break a mic, so Im just gonna set it down for now
But, I'm not finished yet... I still have a couple of things to say
Please
Don't ever take me serious if I'm ever feeling not baked
I can't think straight and my minds a f*cking race
That I finished just a little too late
It's a whole new game that I'm not jus trying to play
I actually wanna be great at something for once
Hopefully when it's all said and done
You'll still try to learn the lyrics to this song