It’s on Like Donkey Kong lyrics

[Intro: JayyVon & Dahvie Vanity]
Go, go ape sh*t, go ape sh*t
Go, go ape sh*t, go ape sh*t
Go, go ape sh*t, go ape sh*t
Well, I'm about to let it go down

[Verse 1: Dahvie Vanity]
Hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed
I'mma smoke your ass like
Cheech and Chong smokes weed
My c*m's so chunky
It's like an Oreo McFlurry
I'm gonna f*ck your face
Til your eyes get blurry
f*ck the poker, I'll be poking you right up
Now you're choking
b*tches love my c*ck
Like Slash loves rock
I'm your f*ck, get up on your bare back
When they find you
They're gonna find you on the ceiling
Bashed up, gashed up, you ain't got no feeling
Stick 'em in a wheelchair
I'm your favorite nightmare
I'm gonna die hard like Bruce f*cking Willis
I am not sick
I'm just simply the illest of all
[Chorus: JayyVon]
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
b*tch, I don't know
If you can handle this shlong
Go, go long
I'm hung like King Kong

[Verse 2: JayyVon]
Chopping through the butcher shop
Racking the meat
You'll climax so high the altitude'll
Make your ears bleed
Getting f*cked from behind
His head on the pelvis
I'm down for deep anal, b*tch
I'm not about the cervix, oh!
Blonde Barbie Ken
f*ck that Hollister sh*t
I'm more queer than Clay Aiken
With Aberzombie and b*tch
And when you come back yelping (what)
For a second helping
You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!"
While I'm motherf*cking felching
Neck, back, sack
Then onto the scrotum
Got more f*cking crack
Than the hoods in Harlem
Spray me, don't date me;
Use your mouth, not your hand
I'd swallow your c*m like vodka
If my name was Lindsay Lohan (Haha)
There's a way, there's a train, ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby
Just give me your seat
This fagot just f*cked your girl
She got rid of her pus*y
Sewed her snatch, got a di*k
Just so she could f*ck me
[Chorus: JayyVon]
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
b*tch, I don't know
If you can handle this shlong
Go, go long
I'm hung like King Kong

[Post-Chorus: Dahvie Vanity]
I'm slamming b*tches
Like Kong slams a barrel
f*ck more wenches
Like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
c*ck so good I had
To put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong
Like Gaga's got a ding dong

[Bridge: JayyVon]
Slammin' them like barrels
Go, go ape sh*t, go ape sh*t
Go, go ape sh*t, go ape sh*t
Go ape sh*t
[Chorus: JayyVon]
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
b*tch, I don't know
If you can handle this shlong
Go, go long
I'm hung like King Kong

[Post-Chorus: Dahvie Vanity]
I'm slamming b*tches
Like Kong slams a barrel
f*ck more wenches
Like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
c*ck so good I had
To put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong
Like Gaga's got a ding dong