DISS TRACK The “REAL” Lizard Squad Caught! lyrics

[Verse: Lizard Squad Member]
Look at me
I'm a lizard, a big fat gizzard like my belly cause I'm a big fat FGT

Not faggot as in sticks or someone who sucks di*ks but the FGT speaks freely of me and if you look inside a dictionary it's me that you will see

We are Lizard Squad, as gay as Teletubbies, we have no buddies and our only friends are the mom's we have who let us stay in the basement getting fat

What you think of that? killing all your connections with a DDOS pack
We can't hack. We're faker than the plastic on a hot chicks rack

There's nothing you can do, we are coming for you
Sitting in our basements eating mother's stew
This is a game of power, we never take a shower
Disrespect us and we'll hack you in an hour

As you can see, the only reason we do this is the publicity, our lives are sh*t
All we do is sit, watching the computer every bit by bit

But here's an interesting twist to the story we think you'll enjoy, is the fact that the finest squad could be a ploy, it might be us, the same little losers who rode on the short bus

But we won't say who is who because the only one we troll is little old you and you feed us, and the fatter we get, we all know this is something that you'll never forget

So let us end this message loud and clear - We are the lizard squad and we are nothing to fear because we think we're smart and hacking is an art - anonymous would tear us apart

So we'll sit back, relax, and troll you some more, making XBOX and PlayStation our little whore, but the true whore spells L-I-Z-A-R- we suck the D, everyone knows a Lizard's life expectancy which isn't long
Our time is short we'll run along until our basement party crashes by the end of this song
[Instrumental Break]

[Outro: Lizard Squad Member and FuturisticHub]
Just cause I'm in Lizard Squad, I think I can hack
Hey mom, look! I took down the PlayStation network again!
My life is so BORING I have to DDOS consoles every day just to j*rk my e-p*nis that much more!
Ha ha ha ha! Let me eat some more pizzas, cause I'm too fat to move from this spot!

Hey Lizard Squad. Hack this!