Christian 4 U lyrics
by Janice Dudley
[Chorus]
I only became Christian for you
I only became Christian for you, for you, for you
I was hoping you would be true
I was hoping you would be true, be true, be true
I only became Christian for you
I only became Christian for you, for you, for you
I only worship Jesus for you
I only worship Jesus for you, yeah
[Verse]
Debra, you stupid b*tch
You’re f*cking kicked out of book club
I hope you fall in a ditch
I watched the sex tape on porn hub
Brad, I hope you like her pus*y, wet and tight
You know it’s not as good as mine, and that’s f*cking right
Get the f*ck out of here, you’re dumb as f*ck
Gonna go fetch my rifle, you better duck
[Chorus]
I only became Christian for you
I only became Christian for you, for you, for you
I was hoping you would be true
I was hoping you would be true, be true, be true
I only became Christian for you
I only became Christian for you, for you, for you
I only worship Jesus for you
I only worship Jesus for you, yeah
[Outro]
f*ck you Brad and Debra
f*ck you Brad and Debra
f*ck you Brad and Debra
f*ck you Brad and Debra