[Intro: Phone-EG]
(Action movie playing)
— The f*ck's this popcorn at, G? And my f*cking soda… (soda can opening) Oh, there it is
(Message tone)
— Who's texting me, dawg? … This ting's kinda sweet. Her bum's nice, yo, Phone-E should plug that (chuckles)
(Gunshots in the background)
— This movie's boring, G…
[Dialogue: Phone-EG, Big Squidward and unknown]
(Door banging repeatedly)
P: Yo, who the f*ck's banging my door like that, dawg?
(Banging continues)
P: Yo, easy on the door, dawg!
(Door swings open)
S: Yo! Fu– what's wrong with them, dawg!
(Speaking over each other)
U: Yo, yo, fam! Hold up, chill, hold up, man!
S: Yo! Yo, man! Yo, hold up, chill, listen, listen! Yo, man–
P: One at a time! One at a time!
S: Fam! Fam! Fam! Fam! A man named Eduardo's coming for your head, G! Man's been talking CRAZY, dawg!
(Unintelligible ranting)
P: Yo, hold on! Hold on! Where's the strap? Where's the strap?
S: Man said Phone-E doesn't hold burners, man said Phone-E can't spit none of that, G!
P: What?!?
(Unintelligible ranting)
P: Hold on, I have to what? I have to– I have to grab what?
S: Hold the burner, dawg! What do you mean, what?
P: O– uh…
S: Take this!
P: You hold it! Put it in your pocket!
S: What do you mean? My hands are full, G!
U: Let's off this, man!
P: It makes me itch!
S: Yo, take the– take the burner!
(Unintelligible arguing)
P: Just hold– it, it gives me eczema, dawg!
S: Are you– what do you mean?!
U: Yo, you guys are jokers…
S: Just HOLD the burner, dawg!
(Unintelligible arguing)
S: Alright, I'll put it in my backpack, I'll put it in my– let's roll out, G!
P: Okay, man, what the f*ck are these wastemans talkin' 'bout? Phone-EG is really out here, Phone-E– yo, where the f*ck's my bucket hat, huh?!? Right here! Yo! Le– yo, let's f*cking ride ou– yo, these f*cking wa– (sucks teeth)
S: Yo, let's go, dawg!
(Crying in the background)
P: Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!