f*ck California lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm in the mountains
They're so beautiful and crystal clear
They scrape the clouds with their top
(and f*ck California)

And the air's so clear
I drink it in it makes me drunk
I fall down and fall asleep
(and f*ck San Fransisco)

I dream of some little evil land
With twisted cragelly experiences
Down below the Oregon border
(and f*ck San Berdoo)

I'm there in my dreams
I'm there in my nightmares
And I got to sing about it all day long
(yeah, and f*ck weed)

[Bridge 1]
You've been naked in the sunshine
You've been buried in the sand
You've been living on the fault line
In a chemical plant
I've been pumpin' up and down I-5
And highway wandering's such a blast
If only I could erase LA
The trip wouldn't end so fast

[Verse 2]
This city is so beautiful
The clouds come out in the fall
And I love to see them back
...and f*ck CALIFORNIA!

Even on a cloudy day
The sun pokes through at the end
To make a little sunset experience even though you're depressed
(and f*ck Santa Cruz)

Ohh I'm in central Oregon now
Driving my little blue tin can
And I hear green onions sing
(and f*ck Yreka)

Green onions on the little stereo
And I feel like I'm going the right way
Northway North, North, North, North!

(Yeah keep goin' north boys!)
(all right!)
(Yahoo!)
[Bridge 2]
Sonic cookie on the outside
Pure frosting all alone
And you've been f*cking Winona Ryder
And she got crabs on your bone

The only good thing about California
Is the band that I saw
They held there breath to shout out, 'supernova!!!'
They were playing in a shoppin' mall