Handicapped sl*t lyrics

She's got b*tching blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by

I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I got lucky! )

(She's my) She's my handicapped sl*t (We broke her back now I'm gettin' in
Her crack)
(She's my) She's my handicapped sl*t (Hot dog! )

I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Our...'s always ready to play
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away

I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid
Disabled b*tches still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it! )

(She's my) She's my handicapped sl*t (Her computer does the talkin'! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped sl*t (It's like f*cking Stephen Hawking! )

My f*ck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call
Disabled b*tches are the dirtiest... in the hall
(She's my) She's my handicapped sl*t (Ya ye ye yeah! )

Front road parking covered with checks
So electric bed is f*cking killing for sex

Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps

(Are you ready for some lovin' baby? Here comes some sunshine! )

(Whoo hoo hoo hoo! )

(Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah! )

(Hoo hoo hoo ha ha! )

(She's my) She's my handicapped sl*t (Just what I need, Yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped sl*t (Oh, f*ck yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped sl*t
(She's my) She's my handicapped sl*t

I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin', she's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'. Always
f*ckin' rollin'

(She's my) Handicapped sl*t