Party All Day (f*ck All Night) lyrics

When I was only three
My mama said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho
Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky b*tch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch

But thats when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f*ck all night, and party all day
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna f*ck all night and party all day

Check it out
Now I'm in a b*tchin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
When she's got big freakin' eyes

I get up in the afternoon
'Cause I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the sl*t polishes my knob
Smoke and drink and screw
Thats what I was born to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
I'm gonna f*ck all night and party all day, let's go

Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night and party all day

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night and party all day

f*ck f*ck f*ck yeah
f*ck yeah!
...f*ck yeah, dude