Party All Day lyrics

When I was only three
My mom said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho
Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky b*tch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch

But that's when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do
Whoooaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night and party...All day

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Now I'm in a b*tchin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
And she's got three freakin' eyes

I get up in the afternoon
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the sl*t polishes my knob
Smoke and drink and screw
That's what I was born to do
Whoooaaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night and party...All day

Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f*ck all night and party...All day

f*ck f*ck f*ck yeah
f*ck yeah!

...f*ck yeah, dude