Poontang Boomerang lyrics

[Verse 1]
Met a girl on Tinder, about a year ago
Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below
She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fatty
Yeah, I went golfing 3 days later - guess who shows up as my caddy

[Chorus]
Poontang Boomerang! Just can't throw her away!
Dump her ass on a friday night, she's back by Saturday (Sing it!)
Poontang Boomerang...

[Verse 2]
My friend was getting married, I met the bride-to-be
It was pretty obvious she wanted some of me
I told her just this one time, I would make an exception
Then she tried to suck my balls at her own wedding reception

[Chorus]
Poontang Boomerang! Give that sh*t a hurl
But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wind up with that girl
Poontang Boomerang! Thought about going gay
But Boomerang Wang is even worse, they say!

[Hook]
You can chuck that whore
If you don't wanna f*ck no more
But you better watch out Jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back
If you're tired of gettin' it around
You can take the next bus outta town
But you can't get far enough away
That b*tch will find you any day
Change your name and cut your hair
Move away to Timbuktu
But I'm telling you right now
That boomerang tang will follow you
You can chuck that whore
If you don't wanna f*ck no more
But you better look out Jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back
[Chorus]
Poontang Boomerang! That sh*t never fails!
Sure as a bear sh*ts in the woods, and sailboats have sails
Poontang Boomerang! Better wise up real quick!
Bo-bo-boomerang is out there dangerous, down under on your di*k
Poontang Boomerang! Oh yeah!
Poontang Boomerang!
Poontang Boomerang!
Poontang Boomerang!
Aw yeah!