pus*y Ain’t Free lyrics
by Steel Panther
[Verse 1]
Don't need a certified public acountant
To run the numbers on my di*k and balls
Don't need to look at every Amex statement
Already know I'm getting charged for the booty calls
[Verse 2]
Don't need a history of my transactions
To know the piper's going to get her due
It won't be long if there's a missing payment
She'll come for me like she's coming for you
[Chorus]
pus*y ain't free, let me tell you, brother!
You'll pay for that sh*t one way or another!
[Verse 3]
She'll make you pay when you're out with your buddies
For every text that you choose to ignore
When you return, interrogation
Your di*k is going on the waterboard!
[Chorus]
pus*y ain't free, let me tell you, brother!
(Everybody pays, word to your mother)
You'll pay for that sh*t one way or another!
(Everybody pays one way or another)
[Bridge]
This is not a choice you have that's only in your head
And when you're getting the 3rd degree
You'll remember what I said
Oh yeah cause p-p-pus*y ain't free, boy, no
[Guitar solo]
[Verse 4]
Pay with your gray hair and every wrinkle
Pay with a heart attack or maybe a stroke
Maybe you'll understand on your deathbed
The price of pus*y, it ain't a joke!!
[Chorus]
pus*y ain't free, let me tell you, brother!
(You'll pay for that sh*t one way or another)
pus*y ain't free, let me tell you, mister!
(Baby, let me taste every single sister)
pus*y ain't free, everyone knows
pus*y ain't free, let me tell you, brother!
[Outro]
This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head
This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head