f*ck Everybody lyrics

YEAH.....

[Verse 1]
Stupid f*ckin' b*tch in the fast-lane almost hit my car
Checkin' her f*ckin' Snapchat on her motherf*cking phone
Tried to wave an officer down, he was on Instagram

[Chorus]
f*ck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my di*k!

[Verse 2]
Stinky f*ckin' dude on the airplane didn't wash himself
Smelled like I was trapped inside the carcass of a whale
Flight from LA to Toronto he sat in my f*ckin' row

[Chorus]
f*ck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my di*k!
f*ck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my di*k!

[Verse 3]
Stepped into some dog sh*t
Coming home last night, in my f*cking driveway
And I donʼt even own a dog
Pick up after your mastiff you lazy f*cking c*nt
[Chorus]
f*ck! f*ck! f*ck! f*ck!
f*ck! Everbody
Everybody can suck my di*k

Everybody can suck my f*ckin' di*k
Everybody can lick my motherf*ckin' balls

f*ck everybody!
Everybody can suck my motherf*cking di*k

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude]
Went to my local Starbucks
Ordered my usual fare
Double vanilla latte with whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
The dude three people behind me in line
Got his Frappuccino first

f*ck everybody!
f*ck everybody!
f*ck everybody!

[Chorus]
f*ck everybody!
Everybody can suck my di*k!
f*ck everbody!
Everybody can suck my motherf*ckin' di*k
EVERYONE CAN SUCK MY f*ckIN' di*k!