Sneaky Little b*tch lyrics
by Steel Panther
Caught you with your hand in the cookie jar
Shoving c*cks in your cookie in the back of your car
You told me it was never gonna happen again
But before you f*cked my uncle and my ex best friend
You gotta have the weenie, so why pretend?
You're a sneaky little b*tch
Shoulda known it right from the start
You're a sneaky little b*tch
Your intention was f*cking my heart
Right in the ass
Right in the ass
Shoulda seen the signs when you came home late
Naked in a limo at a quarter to eight, in the morning
Said you didn't f*ck him but I think I know
The kid we got at home has a big Afro
Same color as your ex, Lemonjello
You're a sneaky little b*tch
I could tell by the screen on your phone
You're a sneaky little b*tch
di*ks of all of the guys that you've boned
Now I finally have a clue
And I know what you can do
But there's something you don't know
I'm a sneaky f*cker too
All the anal pics you took
For my private jacker book
I've been posting them tonight
To your church's new website
Caught you like a fish with a worm in your mouth
Taking Peter North on a trip down south
All your friends were laughing like a bunch of c*nts
Sure I probably came off like a total dunce
Wish that I could give you herpes more than once
You're a sneaky little b*tch
Shoulda listened to all of my friends
You're a sneaky little b*tch
With your sneaky texts that you send
You're a sneaky little b*tch
Shoulda known it right from the start
You're a sneaky little b*tch
Oh a sneaky, you're a sticky little shark