Pee Pee Island lyrics

[Intro]
Spinach, Spinach
(Put some hot sauce on that thing, real quick) Spinach, ayy
Yo

[Chorus]
Pee-pee Island, that's where I'm always smilin'
I've never ever crying, 'cause all my bars be rhymin'
Pee Pee Island, my pee-pee isn't giant
Everybody trying to make songs as good as mine

[Verse 1]
But they can't, 'cause they're gay, in every single way
No hate to my gay boys, I'm just straight
As a stick, I got girls on my di*k, your mom is very thick
It's unrealistic, but I'm optimistic
Always happy, I see hentai, I get fappy
My flow is so snappy, and I'm f*cking on your granny
I f*ck so many girls that my di*k kinda hurts
It looks like a mix of sh*ts and turds
My bars hit even harder than lead
Your girl is sleeping in my Minecraft bed
I respect Jews, drinking vodka juice
I don't really drink but, hit me up if you got booze

[Chorus]
Pee-pee Island, that's where I'm always smilin'
I've never ever crying, 'cause all my bars be rhymin'
Pee Pee Island, my pee-pee isn't giant
But when I c*m, more let out than a fire hydrant
[Interlude]
Wow Spinach, your flow is so good!
Why thank you! I appreciate the support
I will now proceed to f*ck your mum

[Verse 2]
I say pee-pee buzz bee hold tight
Ask my knee I have a wee-wee, the size of a chickpea
I have a wee-wee-wee, my wee-wee is wee
But yet I still have b*tches all over me
Ding ding ding, I am the king
From jewels to rings, I have so much f*cking bling
Dong dong ding, your mom is balding
I got her on the phone every night, ring, ring!