Video Games! lyrics
by Yung Spinach Cumshot
[Intro]
Winzxp, I love you so much, mhm
[Verse 1: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
I might play your b*tch like it’s f*cking Terraria
I attract every single MILF in my area
I be talking dirty, call me f*cking bacteria
All of my lyrics are the bomb like Syria
I smash your girl like my name is Mike Tyson
I stuck my balls into a waffle iron
You know I be mining for some motherf*ckin’ diamonds
Came out of the mine with none, so now I’m f*ckin’ crying
I be on the roof, yeah b*tch I’m never sober
Your uncle looks creepy, yeah you’d think that it’s October
Your b*tch holds my di*k like a f*cking controller
Every single girl is bi, you just gotta find out if it’s sexual or polar
[Interlude: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
Hehe, he
Get it? Because bisexual, bipolar, like
Every girl is like
One of tho-
He, okay, yo, I, sh
f*ck it
[Verse 2: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
I be grinding on your b*tch while I’m playing Clash of Clans
I have so many f*cking hot ass fans
I nut in your girl without using my hands
b*tch I’m 15 and I made 27 bands
Your b*tch got thick thighs so I call her Chun-Li
She uses them to destroy my peepee
It makes my peepee big and hard just like a tree
Your whore is a door, and I am the key
I be playing Bloons while listening to some tunes
I be in the bed with your b*tch, we gonna spoon
Sometimes I j*rk off to cartoons
I’mma pass it to Platte and show you what the f*ck he do
[Verse 3: Platte]
Platte up in this beast
I got a UTI last week
I got some front row seats to see your sweet ass balls inside my teeth (Yarr!)
My Dad breast fed me ‘til I was 13
I used to j*rk off to Mr Clean
I watched the Grinch 200 times and memorized every f*ckin’ scene (Aw, huh)
Wring out my ball sweat at the soup kitchen so the homeless people stop b*tchin’
My girl got an ass like a German Shepherd, and her sh*thole smell like chicken
Pegged in the ass my girl stay strapped
Gettin’ road head on horseback
Just brake-checked a short bus, doin’ Morse code with my ass claps