Astrology is Retarded lyrics

[Intro]
Ayo what the f*ck?
Is this an iCarly type beat?
No way someone remixed this into a rap beat
Bruh, who did this?
(xonthebeat)

[Verse 1]
My nuts are stuck to my leg so I'm adjusting
Girls with armpit hair are disgusting
In your mom's ass are the nuts I be busting
And you know my foreskin is what she's munching

[Chorus]
f*ck a girl properly, my sh*t is f*cking watery
I'm winning all these racks like the motherf*cking lottery
Stealing your b*tch, call that sh*t a f*cking robbery
Why the f*ck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
Are these girls retarded? Yeah I think that they might be
I don't give a f*ck that you're a Pisces
Astrology is retarded, like come on b*tch, come fight me
And If she's a furry then I think she might bite me

[Verse 2]
Mad racks are the only thing that I'm earning
I dive in the pus*y, call me young Raheem Sterling
Erectile dysfunction, my pee-pee is hurting
I'm on no-fap though, so you know I can't be j*rking
Eating that ass, yeah I gotta catch a whiff
Playing with my nuts, b*tch I call it scratch n' sniff
B-b-b*tch, you f*cking know I'ma suck on them tits
I've been flexing on b*tches ever since I was a kid
[Interlude]
b*tches be so fine, I pull up like damn shawty, what's yo pronouns?
And she'd be like, "Get away from me, you're an Aries so we're not compatible
It's the negative energy for me"
Like damn b*tch, I was just tryna get some head

[Verse 3]
All these girls are dumb, probably still suck their thumb
Please tell me it's a joke, I hope it's just for fun
I was gonna make her pus*y pop just like a gun
But then I saw that she had crystals so you know I had to run

[Interlude]
Yeah bro, I was running so fast to get away from that astrology b*tch
Like, those people are probably smoking those crystals or something
'Cause like, they are not normal
Like, damn bro
Ay

[Chorus]
f*ck a girl properly, my sh*t is f*cking watery
I'm winning all these racks like the motherf*cking lottery
Stealing your b*tch, call that sh*t a f*cking robbery
Why the f*ck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
Are these girls retarded? Yeah I think that they might be
I don't give a f*ck that you're a Pisces
Astrology is retarded, like come on b*tch, come fight me
And If she's a furry then I think she might bite me
[Verse 4]
I was gonna f*ck with with her and she would blow my whistle
After doing that, we would smash just like a missile
She was just about to make my sausage sizzle
But then I had to run because I saw her crystals
f*cking almost every single girl in my nation
Except for the ones that look at constellations
I’m spitting all this fire, might just call it a cremation
And I’m making all this money, economic inflation