Dansk - English Version lyrics

[Verse 1]
I got a boner in my pants when I wake up
I’m gonna go to PornHub, and I'ma bust a nut
If I can’t find my sock then I’ll use a cup
Before I nut I need to check that my door is shut
I’m putting G-Fuel under my foreskin
Your b*tch gets energetic when I stick it in
That’s why my c*m is orange just like a pumpkin
Please watch your girl, ‘cause my di*k is in her grin!

[Chorus]
Ay, ay, b*tch it’s me, Spinach c*mshot
My nut is on my hand like a wristwatch
Good grades is something I don’t get that much
But at least my c*m tastes like butterscotch
Yung Spinach, b*tch you know my name
This one is for Crystal, I be playing the game
I beat my di*k in public and I’m not ashamed
My meat is medium rare becausе of all these flames

[Verse 2]
Your mom givеs me head, now she has brain damage
Now she has a low IQ, it’s a disadvantage
I don’t think that she can feel her anus getting ravaged
Sucks to suck, I just made your mom mentally challenged
When I p*ss, it’s always looking pretty dark
f*cking b*tches is a walk in the f*cking park
Your b*tch pus*y is the ocean, b*tch, and I’m a shark
I speak dansk, welcome to Denmark!
[Chorus]
Ay, ay, b*tch it’s me, Spinach c*mshot
My nut is on my hand like a wristwatch
Good grades is something I don’t get that much
But at least my c*m tastes like butterscotch
Yung Spinach, b*tch you know my name
This one is for Crystal, I be playing the game
I beat my di*k in public and I’m not ashamed
My meat is medium rare because of all these flames