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[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
Uh
Eggsoup
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
I just f*cked a b*tch, and I found out she was 9
I was lost for words, should've killed myself and eyes
Masturbatin' every night to my anime wife
She's a bit chunky, so I fed her apple pie (Mmm)

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
I E-dated this one b*tch named Emily on Discord
She was my kitten, yeah, she was my E-whore
And then I found out that she was born as a man
I said even better, then I started strokin' with my hands
I remember the day, it felt like yesterday
My uncle came ovеr and I got raped
It didn't feel so good, but it also felt great
I kind of еnjoyed it, so we did it every day
This one b*tch messaged me, even though she's just a side piece
Like get out my DMs, I'm a bit too busy
I got eight bands, might go buy some whiskey
Might turn up to some songs in the laboratory
I'm with Yung Spinach and we keepin' it high-key
Drink fresh hot sauce, you know that sh*t spicy
Call us Young Thug, 'cause sh*t gettin' real slimy
Black Lambo, ho, you know it's perfect timing
f*ckin' up on yo' b*tch now 'cause you always be lying
Hoppin' on Minecraft and I'm minin' all these diamonds
Yeah
[Verse 2: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
Ay, ay
Ay, b*tch I feel like EDP (EDP)
I went to get a cupcake, now the cops are chasing me
'Cause I met up with this girl and she was looking so fine
As soon as I was 'bout to nut the b*tch told me she was 9
Like what the f*ck bro?
Ay, b*tch I'm running away
I accidentally f*cked someone from the 4th grade (Oops)
How am I supposed to explain? I'm just so f*ckin' afraid
The cops are after me because the 9-year-old gave me brain
Ay, I think I'm gonna go to jail now (Go to jail)
These OPAs, they got me stupid, I'm a snail now (I'm a snail)
That sh*t's insane, wow, I'm getting paid now
I'm getting head from minors on a private plane now

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
I just f*cked a b*tch, and I found out she was 9
I was lost for words, should've killed myself and eyes
Masturbatin' every night to my anime wife
She's a bit chunky, so I fed her apple pie, yeah

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]
I just f*cked a b*tch, and it didn't feel so good
'Cause now I'm back home real, and my as*h*le hurts
f*ck, was she really a guy?
After talkin' all this time?
I just had a di*k in my ass, let me rewind
She did have some male features
I saw 'em pokin' out, ooh, bet that was a p*nis
And I kinda figured it out
Like what the f*ck is my problem?
Like what the f*ck is my problem, um
[Outro: Lil Eggsoup]
Yeah
Eggsoup