Certified Child Snatchers 2 lyrics

[Intro: Lil Kori]
Ay b*tch, you already know what the f*ck it is, bruh (Ayy, ayy)
It's your boy, Lil Kori (Smeat gang, yuh)
I'm 'bout to beat the f*ck out of (Smeat gang)
Certified Child Snatchers 2, with Spinach, n*gga? (I'm just gonna say Smeat Gang, yuh)
(Ay) Yuh (Grandmastafunk), I beat my di*k
Yuh (What?)
(Ayo, is that DJ Martin Jones?) Yuh, ayy
Ayy (Balls), yuh (Hairy)
Yuh (p*nis), ayy (In)
My ass (Yuh), Lil Kori!

[Verse 1: Lil Kori]
You know it's Kori, I'm horny as f*ck
Kids in my basement, you know we gon' f*ck
Scoop slamming yo' b*tch like Chick Garibaldi
Odd Future, that pus*y was kind of an oldie
I'm producing child porn like Austin Jones
I'm f*ckin' on Maggie, I like how she moans
That b*tch a lil dog so I feed her my bone
She callin' me daddy, she blow up my phone
Also available on home-
b*tch, shut the hell up 'fore I forcefully f*ck you!
Eggsoup stop being cute 'fore I suck you
This b*tch wanna marry me, girl I don't love you
I'm snatching kids like Aurelian Smith, n*gga
Stop with the frontin', I know you a b*tch, n*gga
I love when a muhf*cka really talk sh*t, n*gga
Especially with no job, and he's 36, n*gga
Age 36 and he got a small di*k, n*gga
Age 36 and he beefin' with kids, n*gga
I'm finna take Molly and give her this di*k, n*gga
That ho kinda basic but still kinda thick, n*gga
Now back to the song, I'm snatchin' these kids and they finna get raped
They got a virginity I'm finna take
Eight-year-old girl, man her pus*y I ate
I pass it to Eggsoup 'cause I'm very gay
[Verse 2: Lil Eggsoup]
Me and Lil Kori comin' out with a sex tape
Like the f*ckin' Taliban, b*tch, I got AK’s
Better suck the di*k now, daddy doesn't like to wait
Before I crash the plane, everybody's gettin’ raped
I love supreme court, their decisions really great
Got sent to the sped class, I better get laid

[Interlude 1: Lil Eggsoup & Lil Kori]
Uhh, Kori?
What, n*gga?
Kori
What?
KORI!
WHAT, n*ggA?
The slave is getting away
THEN GO CATCH HIM THEN!

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]
Yung Spinach, I love you
But I'm bombin’ Denmark, don't be surprised
When you're sleepin' and you hear an (Allahu Akbar!)
Sorry man, sh*t just gotta be done
Watching the Minions, accidentally c*m
Watch Kori take showers and play with my bum
Wait a minute, am I missin' some?
[Interlude 2: Lil Eggsoup & Lil Kori]
[USSR National Anthem Playing]
No, not that, what the f*ck?
Wait a second, what the f*ck was that sh*t, n*gga?
Wha- it was like, some Nazi reference bar
n*gga, this song is about kids (sh*t)
Not f*ckin' Joseph Stalin
f*ck it

[Verse 4: Lil Eggsoup]
Jewish people p*ssin' me off for no reason
Man, Hitler was right, he ain't do any treason
Enslave my whole country, now they drinkin’ my semen
Spinach 'bout to go off like a rocket ship
After this track, my uncle gon' suck the tip
See little blackies, then I take out the whip
'Bout to go out, 'cause I really gotta dip

[Interlude 3: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
Ay (Okay), ayy (Let's go)
Ayy, ayy, Yung Spinach (Woo)
Ayy (I love gay porn), ayy (Ayy)
AHHHH! (Woo)

[Verse 5: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
I only f*ck girls under nine (Ayy)
If you're older, then don't waste my time (Facts)
I'm here with my gang, with my slimes (Okay)
I stuck my finger where the sun doesn't shine (What?)
What? Huh? I'm talking 'bout bootyhole
I'ma pull up and I'll f*ck on a two-year-old (On a two-year-old)
I'm on the toilet, I'm dropping a dookie, bro (Dookie)
I put my p*nis inside of a sushi roll
I'm eating sushi like I'm Japanese (Squid Game)
I got a five-year-old on her knees
She looks at my di*k and she gave it a squeeze (Okay)
I'm falling asleep 'cause I'm smoking the trees (Smokin' trees)
Ayy, smokin' the trees, I'm an ape
Losing in Fortnite is worse than rape
She suck on my di*k like she hitting a vape
My c*m is so sticky, it's kinda like tape
[Outro: Yung Spinach c*mshot]
Ayy (Phew), sticky like tape (Phew)
pus*y so bald (Ayy), it's like Andrew Tate (Ayy)
Hm-hm, Andrew Tate, ayy
Spinach, Kori, Eggsoup, yuh
I love gay- I f*cking love gay porn