stand-up special lyrics

[Verse 1]
Bug zapper exploded again
The tree broke from its branch
Your birthday balloons mangled in the ceiling fan
Tiptoe past the kitchen glue traps
You split the bag and spilt the trash along the grass
Passin' horses packed in trailers
Lookin' out through the slits

[Chorus]
Nothing changes as much as
Nothing stays the same
Nothing changes just as much as
Nothing stays the same

[Verse 2]
It's a shotgun
Two weeks notice
Hands kept clasped
Only for a moment
Carefully opened to reveal
A couple crushed
Fireflies somehow still glowing

[Chorus]
Nothing changes as much as
Nothing stays the same
Nothing changеs just as much as
Nothing stays the same
[Outro]
Oh! Honestly, honеsty
Comes off like a joke
I'm trying to make you laugh
You're only p*ssin' your pants

I've been exploding
My whole life
I've been exploding
My whole life