FTJ (f*ck Trader Joe’s) lyrics

[Intro]

Ahahaha

I was walking down Aisle 4 looking for a chocolate cookie to munch on, only to find the atrocity known as Joe Joes. What the f*ck is a Joe Joe

[Verse 1]

f*ck Trader Joe's for real
They cannot cut me a deal
I got a Banana
They told me $25 just for the peel

f*ck Trader Joe's on God
I want me some pasta
I ended up leaving with GMO
Free, range kale salsa

[Chorus]
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's!

f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's!
What the f*ck is a Joe's O's
f*cking Cheerios, what the f*ck!

[Verse 2]
My bank account cannot afford
Their cheese f*cking boards
That Bree, I just want more
And provolone I'll eat for sure

Their workers are so nice I ain't joking
It really just feels like they're boasting
I just shop for the conversations
Because of my lack of human relations

[Chorus]
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's!

f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's
f*ck Trader Joe's!

[Outro]
f*cking Joe Joe's
Candy Cane Joe Joe's?
Take my money!!!