How the f*ck he got an Oscar
Passed out in his red Mazda
With his f*cking head in his pasta
In the parking lot of K-Mart plaza
Across from the Red Lobster
Looking like the Loch Ness Monster
Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster
Talk is cheap, it costs less to gossip
I'll probably be a lot less hostile
If you snots kept your schnozzes out the air holes
You'll get f*cked in all seven holes
Ass, mouth, pus*y yeah, both ears and ha yes nostrils
At the OzzFest with Nas
Bumping Das EFX in a wrecked up Datsun
And dropped two extra strength Watson Vicodin out my pocket
They cost less
I'm a hot mess
Cause I tripped and got my head stuck
In a wasps nest in the process, awesome
Drunk as f*ck, one sock
Pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves
But I keep dropping my f*cking binoculars
Got two f*cking Hydroxycuts
And four oxi’s stuck in my esophogus
These three lesbian little stocky sl*ts
Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks
Started screaming serves you right you c*cky f*ck
That's what you get for mocking us
Ain't as cool as you thought you was
b*tch all I did when I walked up was have my di*k in a sock
Said it was a sock puppet
So no strings attached
You can all suck it
Chicka get it, ah f*ck it
sh*t’s bout to get as hairy as motherf*cking Chewbaca's nuts
c*cksuckas