Borderline lyrics

Have you ever mixed grape juice with Dr. Pepper?
It's an original recipe so I like it better
She said "you ever skated downhill with your eyes closed
While smokin' a bowl, getting chased down by the 5-0?"
I said "you must think you're cooler than me"
She said "yeah by at least a couple fewer degrees
And, maybe a 'gentleman' if you are a 'G'
But on a scale of one to ten you're like a two or a three"
I'm like "Woah, wait who you think you messin' with
Known to keep a bad chick newer than the testament
And yeah this crush lasted longer than my estimate
But make the best of it
We just hookin' up for the heck of it"
But now it's two in the morning and she callin' me
And I'm a lot cooler with it than I oughtta be
Just as long as I'm following her policy
Of us only dating when her boyfriend fall asleep
And yeah I know it's kind of annoying
But the time I'm enjoying cause she mine til the morning
I'm watchin' my watch, She saw me try to play off
And said it's nothing she can not see like Adolf, I'm stallin'
I wish the sun would take the day off
So you and I can turn up
Missing and go AWOL
Stay with her bro, one day it'll pay off
Yeah great call, I hate y'all
I'm way too stuck in the friendzone
For you to be askin' me to take you to the lake
Don't you know my last bit of sanity has been gone
Trynna be the reason why you're makin' a mistake
And yeah yeah you love me like a brother
Tell me somemthin' new
Cause you hug me like a lover
What the heck you trynna do
It's nothin' that right that wrong
Dontcha know there's no man alive that strong