Bicycling With The Devil lyrics

I see you dancing, damn you look good!
I wish I could dance like you, but I ain't got no legs

I see you having sex, damn you look good!
I wish I could have sex too, but i ain't got no sexual organs

I see you defecating, damn you look good!
I wish I could take a sh*t too, but i ain't got no anus

I rode the bicycle of the devil
Driving straight to hell
The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell

I see you talking, damn you look good!
I wish I could speak to you, but I ain't got your love

I see you flying, damn you look good!
I wish I could fly like you, but I ain't got the drugs

I see you riding on a bicycle straight to hell
I wish I could ride with you because you and me and the devil make two

I rode the bicycle of the devil
Driving straight to hell
The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell
I see you dancing, damn you look good
I wish I could dance like that, but I can't... 'cause I have no legs

I see you f*cking, damn you look good
I wish I could f*ck like that, but I can't... 'cause I have no p*nis

I see you sh*tting, damn you look good
I wish I could sh*t like that, but I can't... 'cause I have no butt-hole