Duck* lyrics

[Verse]
Last night i saw a duck
Inside apond
It said: ''i couldn't be the one"
Tell him ''off''
So i called a friend
We drove a boat
And caught this f*cking duck in the neck
And the duck quacked
And it quacked
So we gave that f*cking thing a wack
In the head with an oar
It f*cking stopped quacking
And then we had a pecking duck for dinner that night
It was f*cking good
Just kidding, that never happened
It would be very funny if it did
Oh my God, that would be os funny
Funny story about killing and eating a duck
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