[Verse 1 : Neal & Matt]
This season's all I need to get by and you know it
Chillin in my onesie living by the moment
Presents wrapped up so I egg nog chug
Grab my oreos and milk and I Jordan dunk it
Dunkaroos I'm rolling with the crew
5 guys 1 couch blowing holiday balloons
Holiday spirit, holiday afternoons
Surround sound watching holiday cartoons
Reindeer Fresh
Santa Claus swag
Damn, London Tiptons got me feeling all bad
Dude shes mine I shottied her last week
I thought you said Miley Cyrus, my bad
Snow ball fights
Wal mart cart races
Pictures done with santa
First name basis
I sat on his lap , and I pulled on his beard
Are you telling me that Santa's not real...
[Chorus : Justin]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away
[Verse 2 : Justin & Jason]
Hoppin out of bed its that time of year again
Wonder what i got more money to spend
Underneath the tree hoping its a PS3
Or could it be season 3 on dvd of glee
Thanks mom and dad i knew you'd find a way
To get my Justin Bieber barbie on this very special day
Oh look it came with some accessories
A hairbrush and a really sweet melody
Baby Baby Baby oh ..
NO, its my turn where my presents at yo
Brother you were late so i hope you get coal
Top of the naughty list you know thats how i roll
Well whatever Biebs brings boys to the yard
Man I tear open my presents I don't even read the card
You sure you wanna do that you've done that before
Oh my god! NINTENDO 64?!
[Chorus : Justin]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away
[Verse 3 : Peter Chao]
Its that time of year I do it my way
Peter Chao chowing down on the chow mein
f*ck the turkey it be all about the ducky
And my mom gave me a dreidel all I wanted was a beyblade
Mayday change the game heres my list mayne
This time of year I hit on elves at the malls
Drunk Chao spike my eggnog with some whiskey
I tell em mudab*tches to just jingle my balls
Buddha Buddha Buddha the other sh*t don't matta
If the Grinch stole Christmas Peter Chao stole santa
Ho ho ho smashing bulbs in the cold
Yo I don't eat candy canes I eating spring rolls
Snow blows makes my nipples so icicle
5 verse 1 hit a kid riding tricycle
Kick an elf in the testicle
911 cause that b*tch needs a medical...
[Chorus : Justin]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away