Mountain Dew lyrics

[Intro]
Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?
Yes, I do
Hentai, too
Hahahaha

Smile, sweet, sister, sadistic, surprise, service
(nqxture made it)

[Chorus]
Okay like, smile, sweet, I f*cked my sister
Like a muppet, man, I fist her
Break her back like a glowstick
And bend her like we playing Twister
Sipping on that Mountain Dew
My music lit like barbecue
Quickscoping all these f*cking noobs
I’m sicker than the f*cking Flu
I call up my bros and you already know we watch anime
Just kidding, b*tch, you know it’s hentai every goddamn day

[Verse]
Okay, I count ‘em up like one, two, three
I got your waifu on her knees
She grab on my di*k and she screaming “Senpai, please just notice me”
I give that b*tch a present and then this b*tch start undressing
She so hot, got an erection
My di*k is a lethal weapon
Then her dad walks in while she giving me top
So I jump out the window and I skrrt out the lot
No, I can’t f*ck that b*tch if her dad is a cop
But at the end of the day, she only after my guap
b*tch, I'm runnin’ and runnin’, I count up these hunnids
And shawty got cake, put her buns in the oven
I’m counting up racks while I’m killing track
And I’m getting a nosebleed, just look at that rack
I’mma call up your b*tch and I hit from the back
I hit up your waifu, she gave a boner
She grab on my di*k and it’s harder than homework
That b*tch kinda kinky she ask me to choke her
My lyrics are sh*t, is this song almost over?
Baby I’m making her squirt like a Danimal
Suck on my di*k and I’m f*cking her vaginal
Down on her knees, eat my meat like a cannibal
Riding it doggy, she freaky, an animal
[Chorus]
Ay, like, smile, sweet, I f*cked my sister
Like a muppet, man, I fist her
Break her back like a glowstick
And bend her like we playing Twister
Sipping on that Mountain Dew
My music lit like barbecue
Quickscoping all these f*cking noobs
I’m sicker than the f*cking Flu
I call up my bros and you already know we watch anime
Just kidding, b*tch, you know it’s hentai every goddamn day