Strap-On! lyrics

[Verse 1: indxgo]
I was 14, she was 28
Low key sounds like a plot from an anime
I’m so down bad, b*tch, I need me a Dragon Maid
I need Lucoa to help me ejaculate
Count up the hoes in my harem, I calculate
Waifus they want it, they starting to salivate
Koikatsu Academy, that’s where I graduate
Sicker than Rona I might need to vaccinate
I’d throw in a couple of gay bars bout sucking on dong, but I ain’t really tryna catch a case
‘Cause Zai a cool dude and I f*ck with his songs, but I gotta keep in mind he’s underage
I’m feeling real horny so I’m reading doujins, but I nut before I even reach the second f*cking page
All of these shoujos adore me, your girl wanna blow me, I nut up all over her face

[Verse 2: Zai]
I'll take yo b*tch and I'll punt, punt, punt
Just got a charge screaming f*ck, f*ck, f*ck
I got a strap-on, tuck, tuck, tuck
Adlibs, same verse, screamin' what, huh, yuh
Feel like Dhar Mann and we shootin' a video
Banned off YT then we post it on Vimeo
To Otachan I will shoot out my kiddies, though
Don't f*ck with men but I'm nuttin' to indxgo
Go in the bathroom, I'll poop on a b*tch
When I was 5, thought you pooped from the clit
Fat ass King K Rool n*gga b*tch
Bar made no sense but I'm movin' with it, uh
Would you mind it if I stare at the cooch?
Fatass lil n*gga, Quindarious Gooch
Ask for a gift and I gave her poop
This song is so buns, so account number 2, uh