My Ex Girl lyrics

[Chorus x2]
My ex girl she’s f*cking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
f*cking b*tch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s

[Verse 1]
My ex is a f*cked up stupid dumb b*tch
All she wanna do with me is suck my motherf*cking di*k
And it gets on my nerves, she's a sex addict
And somehow everybody says that I'm a f*cking prick
This b*tch doesn't even wanna motherf*cking cuddle
It kinda breaks my heart because I love to get nuzzled
You think I give a f*ck all I produce is straight cringe?
I was born without f*cks, and I haven't cared since
Back on the topic, she found me at Hot Topic
Searching for a shirt with my favorite band on it
She was talking mad gossip about me in a coffin
I wasn't wasting time, man I think I f*cking lost it
I yelled her name loud and it shook the f*cking ground
Think I could be heard from all the way around town
I got back in my car and went straight to my house
But I'm super paranoid that I can't even lie down

[Pre-Chorus]
I hate her, so much
[Chorus x2]
My ex girl she’s f*cking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
f*cking b*tch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s

[Verse 2]
I woke up at midnight because I heard a strange noise
It was my ex girl and she also brought some f*cking boys
They had cool ass pistols, but I wasn't really scared
Because I shot them all at once like I was triple-dog-dared
And I came prepared, I pulled out a bag of Wendy's
Cuz I knew to her the f*cking burgers tasted like candy
But she blocked that sh*t, so much for coming in handy
In the moment everything was feeling hella uncanny
She karate chopped the bag and it all fell on the floor
So, I turned the f*ck around and headed straight for the door
It was locked, so I stopped, and then she used the f*cking force
And I was pulled back fast and then thrown down on the floor
She tried to stab me with a knife, but she forgot I was fast
I flopped around like a fish until I hopped off of my ass
And then I jumped out the window like as fast as the flash
I'm surprised that I actually came out of that all intact

[Pre-Chorus]
I hate her, so much
[Chorus x2]
My ex girl she’s f*cking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
f*cking b*tch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s

I f*cking got her Wendy’s
I’ll take that food back, b*tch

[Chorus x2]
My ex girl she’s f*cking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
f*cking b*tch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s