Sport lyrics

It was a full moon
In the middle of June
In the summer of '59
I was young and cool
And shot a bad game of pool
And hustled all the chumps I could find
Well now, they'd call me Sport
'Cause I pushed a ball sure
And loved all the women to death
I partied hard and packed a mean rod
And could knock you out with a right or a left
I had learned to shoot pool, playing hooky from the school
At the tender age of nine
And by the time I was eleven, I could pad-roll seven, 
And down me a whole quart of wine
I was making it a point
To smoke me a joint
At least once during the course of a day
And I was snortin' scag
While other kids played tag
And my elders went to church to pray
I've pitched pennies, and downed bennies, 
And played the horses at the track
I've won at cards against tremendous odds
And my favorite game was Blackjack
I seldom lost, 'cause my game was so boss
I mean I had my sh*t down pat!
And I was running through b*tches like rags to riches
'Cause that's where my heart was at
Yes, I was a down stud's dream, a hustler supreme
There wasn't no game that I couldn't play
And if I caught a dude cheatin', I would give him a beatin', 
And I might even blow him away...!!!