Call Me Senpai lyrics

[Intro: Kinori & ClariS]
Hey, what ifwe made a song about anime b*tches? Hehe
ヒトリゴトだよ
恥ずかしいこと聞かないでよね
君のことだよ
でもその先は言わないけどね

[Hook: Kinori]
Yeah, ayy, ayy
Massive tiddies or lolis
To me it does not even matter
In real life or just 2D
I’m going straight for the latter
I’m boutta get all these b*tches
Like the MC of a hentai
And when they speak to me
They can only call me "senpai"
I’m drowning in waifus
Like I’m the king of this harem
So many extras all around me
I can easily share 'em
Playing all thesе b*tches man they ain’t got a clue
And whеn you talk to me you better be dropping those panties too

[Verse 1: Pinecone]
Boku no Pico yeah I watch that with the boys
My rock hard boner pulses when they be making that noise
You already know that my favorite genre is ecchi
Man don’t give me vanilla I just wanted something edgy
Living everyday in the room next to my sis
I hope that maybe one day I can give them thicc thighs a kiss
Spending hours looking at the dancing Zero-Two
Made her my wife
Now my property in the kitchen cooking stew
j*rking it to hentai every night and every day
No I don’t feel guilty I been doing this since 8
She said
[Pre-Brigde: ClariS]
掛け違えてる ボタンみたいなもどかしさを
解けないまま また難しくしようとしてる

[Bridge: Kinori]
Yeah I’m
Getting hoes is this a dream?
Fat ass but she just sixteen
She sweeter than a jellybean
Big tiddies yeah I'm boutta cream
f*cking all these traps, man I ain't gonna lie
I don’t care if they got di*ks they still got thicc thighs
b*tch still lookin cute even though that b*tch looks 9
They ask me how much I watch hentai I say b*tch all the time
I go

[Verse 2: Kinori]
1 2 3 4 2D girls they at my door
5 6 7 8 Everyday I masturbate
Taking Rin Tohsaka back home got something to show her
She ask me why it’s so small
I say “b*tch, I’m a grower” Yeah I got
Asuna on the left and Emilia on the right
These hoes want my di*k they be starting a fight
All these b*tches around me I don't even try
And I f*ck ‘em so hard their pus*y so tight (mmm)
I thought I was a goner (mmm)
When she saw my millimeter monster (mmm)
Wish it was a little bit longer (mmm)
Got no real b*tches I conquered (ay)
I’m smashing Mai and she like it (ay)
Lolis or traps I’ll still pipe it (ay)
They told me they don’t like hentai. I’m like, b*tch did you even try it?
[Verse 3: Pinecone]
Found a magic genie and I only got one wish
I said bury me in the thighs of a thicc anime b*tch
Blue man did his magic and that shawty came to life
But it’s kinda hard when you don’t speak the language of your wife, she's like

[Bridge: ClariS]
伝えたい気持ちは今日も
言葉になる直前に 変換ミスの連続で
ため息と一緒に飲み込んだら ほろ苦い

[Verse 4: Pinecone]
What the hell’s that even mean the subtitles ain’t there
But I’ll smash these foreign girls like I don't even care
They worship me on their knees, like it’s Highschool DxD
They ask me where’s my girl, I say in my computer screen
She tryna send me nudes but I tell her hell no
What I’m really after is the juicy pics of her toes
Her giant milkers are so big they look like a cow’s udder
I said I wanna suck them b*tch, did I even stutter
Whenever I get questioned 'bout what kind of girls I like
The answer never changes cuz I don’t got no type I’m like

[Hook: Kinori]
Massive tiddies or lolis
To me it does not even matter
In real life or just 2D
I’m going straight for the latter
I’m boutta get all these b*tches
Like the MC of a hentai
And when they speak to me
They can only call me 'senpai'