Uno lyrics

[Hook x2]

I heard a wise man once said: If there's a hole there's a goal
Unless that b*tch is a trap, in that case I gotta go
And if you're tryna talk to me there's one thing you gotta know
I got no real life b*tches I got less than uno

[Verse 1]

Party like a wedding. You the bride and I'm the groom
Later tonight we making babies in just one single room
Getting married in December you know we f*cking till June
And by the end you will be transformed like Sailor Moon

All my homework done on Kami
Got two wrong its Double Whammy
b*tch I’m boutta win a Grammy
Rich like Batman Vigilante
Yeah I sniff anime panties
Getting smothered in the fanny
I got all the nooks and crannies
I keep it rustic and not fancy (ay ay)

[Hook]

I heard a wise man once said: If there's a hole there's a goal
Unless that b*tch is a trap, in that case I gotta go
And if you're tryna talk to me there's one thing you gotta know
I got no real life b*tches I got less than uno
[Verse 2]

I never miss just like I’m a sharpshooter
Pull up to to the party in a new razor scooter
My big brain is vibing don't need any tutor
It’s clear that you and I don’t got the same humor

Me and the boys are all still permanent virgins
It’s actually a blessing and not too heavy of a burden
But times are changing now and we can never certain
Can you please just show me if the carpets match the curtains

[Bridge]

Look, you know that I really don't want to be pushy
But I hate talking so give me the pus*y
I know you hiding those tits under that hoodie, like
Lift that sh*t up b*tch I'm trying to get a lookie
Like...

[Verse 3]

Anime pus*y so good tasting its like a McNugget
Rem’s thighs looking so thicc I really wanna f*ck it
But I know that'll never happen so I'm just thinking “what if”
What if I got that Re:Zero b*tch on her knees to suck it
She like a McChicken cuz that pus*y I'm eatin' like
No I ain't kiddin, man b*tch I am in it
She gave me her kitten
It's dripping my c*m yeah she sippin it
Its a drink
My girls ain't real and they have never been, not real but I'm f*ckin it, she want me to c*m in it but I came in 2 seconds I'm done with it

[Hook]

I heard a wise man once said: If there's a hole there's a goal
Unless that b*tch is a trap, in that case I gotta go
And if you're tryna talk to me there's one thing you gotta know
I got no real life b*tches I got less than uno