Rent-A-Hoe lyrics

[Intro: Sample of the peggies]
Unmei nante ienai
Ato nan senchi chikazukeba iin darou
Kimi ga ii to ienai mama mitsumeteru ushirosugata

[Verse 1: Kinori]
(Ayy, ayy)
Man I was so lonely until I found Rent-A-Hoe
We didn't even talk and she already taking off her clothes
Big tiddie Chizuru my type, you already know
Came in my pants but she still wanna get it though

Uh, first we on a date, now she's sucking on my di*k
In a hotel so I think I'm boutta hit
Four hoes all around me but I act like a b*tch
See Mami in my sight so I think I'm boutta dip

Paid for a hoe her name was Ruka
pus*y was so good I transcend like Buddha
Giving me the gawk said it tasted like gouda
Mami like a snake so I call that b*tch Medusa

Used to j*rk off everyday but now I'm f*cking cuties
She got high reviews I'm pretty sure her name was Sumi
She a little shy so you know I nutted on her booty
She a redhead like that dude from Ratatouille, ayy
All these hoes want me
Got a small di*k but she still give me sloppy
I'm going in
Please do not stop me
Don't pay for her service now this b*tch soundin' like “nani?”

She act so dumb on my di*k she retarded
That b*tch ain’t yo' girl, man I saw her on the market
I don't stop at four, b*tch I'm just getting started
My di*k is so hard just like parallel parking

[Verse 2: Pinecone]

Cannot get a girlfriend, that’s why I buy one
Watching porn everyday with stepmoms, stepsons
j*rking my c*ck, yeah it’s like a spray gun
I just want a hoe so I can clap those thicc buns

Rubbing my p*nis this porno is gas
I got lotion and lube yeah my di*k’s smooth as glass
I can’t focus at all I’m just failing math class
Will you please date me so I can clap that fat ass

[Bridge: Pinecone]

I take L’s, can’t get you
Never getting W’s
Permanent virgins in the crew
I smack those cheeks like I know Kung Fu
Rented a chick, her ass so thicc
Nutted in a sec I c*m so quick
I got no drip, watch E-girls on Twitch
Lunch at KFC I get chicken strips

[Verse 3: Kinori]

Cooking up these beats like that titan did with Armin
Using all these hoes b*tch I feel like I’m farming
Want to lick her feet and this hoe she told me “pardon?”
Tongue on her toes, b*tch I just f*cking farted

Take her on a date now were eating some curry
Next thing you know, she's on fours like a furry
People nearby, so she told me to hurry
Finished on her face, look like a McFlurry, ayy

Shoutout to my homie named Kazuya
My guy so useless like Sakura
Your girl flat-chested like Kaguya
Now this hoe moanin' like “ayaya!"