Cry Baby lyrics

[Verse 1]
My guy is really something
He's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin
It doesn't take much to make him cry
If you hurt someone helpless
It's like taking away all his toys
He's just a cry baby boy

[Verse 2]
My guy is sentimental
He's always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and
I don't know what I should do
If you step on a little bug
He cries all over the floor
He's just a cry baby bore

[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him
I think I'm gonna cry baby
La la la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La la la-la-la-la
And I'll tell you something else

[Verse 3]
My guy is such a wet noodle
He's always teary-eyed
He acts like a real c*ck-a-doodle
He can't even tell you why
If you just play him a sappy song
He acts like his doggy just died
He's just a cry baby guy

No kidding (oh dear)

[Verse 4]
My guy is such a whiner
He's worse than Betty Sue
A c*ckroach seen in the diner and
The tears flow out of the blue
And if I ask him to knock it off
He goes and cries in the can
He's just a cry baby man

[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him
I think I'm going to cry baby
La la la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La la la-la-la-la
[Bridge]
I love a cry baby
La la la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La la la-la-la-la

[Outro]
Would you knock it off please?
Thank you